Game of Thrones season 4 airs tomorrow night, and having not read the books, this writer has no idea what’s going to happen – so I decided to try and predict what will happen in the next 10 episodes.
Every non-book reader knows this feeling: Being all excited about a new episode/season of Game of Thrones when suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild Song of Ice and Fire fan appears from your bushes and starts raining on your parade.
“I can’t believe you haven’t read them,” they’ll tell you. “I know exactly what season 4 is going to have, and you’re gunna FREAK OUT.” Really? Game of Thrones is going to have a shocking episode? That’s so hard to believe.
With so many people telling me just how insane this season is going to be, my mind went a little crazy and I decided to write down all of my ideas.
It’s pretty obvious which family drew the short straw in this show. So far season 1 and season 3 have had members of the Stark family die, and since Sansa is living in the closest proximity to Joffrey Baratheon it makes sense that her head will be next on the chopping block. The Stark family motto really should’ve been “Death is coming.”
Okay, this isn’t so much a prediction but a hope. He is the biggest, most horrible, ugliest douchebag that has ever defiled our televisions. If he doesn’t die soon, we’re going to be immensely angry. And we hope that when it does happen, it’s the equivalent of the golden crown Viserys got in the first season.
Okay, so before we explain the prediction we have to say that the first thing that came to our minds when writing that title was dragons in speedos and bikinis that burn up on spring break. You’re welcome for that mental image.
It’s clear from the trailers that the dragons are getting too big for even Daenerys to control, so we imagine that if she can’t control them they will go wild by the end of the season and wreak havoc upon the world.